omg-man:

sulder:

omg-man:

sulder:

legiondarkshatter:

This is glorious.


Actually, that’s incorrect. 
It is common knowledge that 3 days is 72 hours, correct? However, we have evidence to prove that not all of that time was spent teleporting bread.
We know that when the Spy instructed the mercenaries to synchronize their death watches for the gathering to fulfill their last wishes, He told them to set it to 70 hours, not 72. The scene after that lasts for approximately one minute, 25 seconds.

That’s not all! We know that when Miss Pauling arrived to the base, The soldier was present with the Demoman and Spy, meaning he did not spend that time teleporting bread either. This scene lasts for about 54 seconds, adding on the time the mercenaries spent battling the bread monster, this puts the 54 seconds up to 3 minutes and 40 seconds. 
For those keeping track at home, we’ve gotten up to a total of 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 5 seconds of confirmed time the soldier did not spend teleporting bread. This makes 7,505 seconds. Subtracting this from the 259,200 seconds above, the amount of bread loaves the soldier actually teleported is 25,169! 


You did not read my argument!



Does it say you want my calculator?


Yes!

omg-man:

sulder:

omg-man:

sulder:

legiondarkshatter:

This is glorious.

Actually, that’s incorrect. 

It is common knowledge that 3 days is 72 hours, correct? However, we have evidence to prove that not all of that time was spent teleporting bread.

We know that when the Spy instructed the mercenaries to synchronize their death watches for the gathering to fulfill their last wishes, He told them to set it to 70 hours, not 72. The scene after that lasts for approximately one minute, 25 seconds.

That’s not all! We know that when Miss Pauling arrived to the base, The soldier was present with the Demoman and Spy, meaning he did not spend that time teleporting bread either. This scene lasts for about 54 seconds, adding on the time the mercenaries spent battling the bread monster, this puts the 54 seconds up to 3 minutes and 40 seconds. 

For those keeping track at home, we’ve gotten up to a total of 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 5 seconds of confirmed time the soldier did not spend teleporting bread. This makes 7,505 seconds. Subtracting this from the 259,200 seconds above, the amount of bread loaves the soldier actually teleported is 25,169! 

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You did not read my argument!

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Does it say you want my calculator?

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Yes!

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Big Boss's swimming trunks are too much for Kaz

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alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

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gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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cocokat:

i don’t know how selling houses works

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n0cturnal-state:

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when youtube reviewers put too many uninteresting stories into their fuckin’ reviews 

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bakerandred:

JD sees the Janitor’s penis

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Bae: Come over

Me: I’m at the hospital working on patients

Bae: My parents aren’t home

Me: 

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xscrubs xdr.cox xdr. cox xdoctor cox

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the-mother-of-a-thousand-dead:

passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA

Fuck yeah George Lopez

the-mother-of-a-thousand-dead:

passionpayne:

THE THRILLING SAGA

Fuck yeah George Lopez

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oldroots:

no matter how bad you are, there’s always someone who is worse

cant believe big boss made it to 6am with only 99% power left

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magicalhufflepuffgirl:

Five Nights at Freddy’s 

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